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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Eeek! I'm a Retro-Criminal!

I just realized this morning after an online discussion, that I am part criminal! No, really, it's true!

If I were to do all the things I once did under today's laws and regulations, I would be breaking the law on a regular basis. Let's see . . .


  • I drank in public when I was 18 years old.
  • I drove an automobile at the tender age of 16.
  • Shhh . . . I still talk on my cell phone while driving, for the purposes of communicating my whereabouts to my family! (Note: It is not yet illegal in my state.)
  • I went through airport customs without so much as a second thought as to what I was actually bringing in my toiletry bag.
  • A few years ago, I actually made it through TSA customs TWICE, unwittingly carrying a heavy-duty BOX CUTTER that I had used at the recycling dumpsters to break down cardboard boxes (keep in mind that this was post-911).
  • Speaking of recycling, once upon a time, I didn't bother.
  • I used to walk into a museum or an amusement without opening my purse for inspection.
  • I used to ride in the back of a pick-up truck, without a seatbelt!!! (Not that I would recommend that to anyone on the road these days, mind you.).
  • When I was really small, I used to ride in the front seat of my grandfather's caddy, sitting ON the armrest that folded down onto the bench, WITHOUT a seatbelt, WHILE the car was moving. (Again, not recommended now.).
  • We played dodge ball in school.
  • We ate raw eggs. Yes, I know it's not illegal, but it sure feels like it.
  • We used to give gently used toys to charity. I've been informed by those who take in donations at thrift stores that it is no longer legal for them to accept ANY stuffed animals and many toys because of lead.


If I had more time to sit here and think, I'm sure the list would be longer, but then you might not have time to read it.

Feel free to comment with a list of your own!

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